Automatic Wine Review Generator
A overtly-sexual turpentine aftertaste and filthy ammonia undertones are entangled in the 1837 Merlot from Cedar Hill Winery.
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A overtly-sexual turpentine aftertaste and filthy ammonia undertones are entangled in the 1837 Merlot from Cedar Hill Winery.
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First, a bit of description from MONSIEURMAORI who says here that:
Whether you’re a sensational graphic designer or, you’re a hipster writing a poem, at some point you’re going to need some filler to make sure your text looks right on the page. In the case of designers, you’re trying to make your design work. In the case of hipsters… you’re just trying.
The Hipster Lorum Ipsum Generator is here. You have two basic choices; hipster with a shot of Latin, and Hipser neatl
And here's a delectable sample; I went with Hipster with a shot of Latin:
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SCIgen is a program that generates random Computer Science research papers, including graphs, figures, and citations. It uses a hand-written context-free grammar to form all elements of the papers. Our aim here is to maximize amusement, rather than coherence.
Generates surrealist compliments, like:
You are truly a wristwatch in a world of lumps.