Will Shetterly's Finest-Kind Cookies
http://shetterly.blogspot.com/2009/11/will-shetterlys-finest-kind-cookies.html
“This began as a recipe from the back of a Quaker Oats box, but it’s evolved over the years, and Quaker Oats, for reasons known only to them and their God, have switched to an inferior recipe. Evil does walk the Earth. “